tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-52770892284337165972024-03-13T08:02:32.596-07:00Giraffe-a-dayYou have twenty seconds and a pen. Draw a giraffe.The Giraffe Collecterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18171827822274192304noreply@blogger.comBlogger44125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5277089228433716597.post-21330742020902661172010-04-11T02:36:00.000-07:002010-04-11T02:36:49.578-07:00Super Massive Awesome Announcement!Sorry I've been away, but I'm back now, so lock up your giraffes lest they be mocked.<br />
First of all, I've figured out how to make a blog button, so please grab it and put it on your blog.<br />
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<div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?ref=profile&id=100000980822750">Facebook</a> </div><div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/giraffeaday/">Flickr</a> </div><div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://giraffeaday.tumblr.com/">Tumblr</a> </div><div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://twitter.com/giraffeaday">Twitter</a> </div><div style="text-align: left;">Now, on all of these I will be posting either the entire post, or a link to here whenever I post a new giraffe.</div><div style="text-align: left;">Finally, I have implanted all of these features on to the sidebar so that you don't have to trawl through to this post in order to locate everything.</div><div style="text-align: left;">I know I have some unpublished giraffes in my email inbox, and I will be posting them the next few days. Thanks to everyone who sends me giraffes and to everyone who reads this, and to everyone who reads this but hasn't sent me a giraffe, why not? You can find all the information you need on the side bar.</div></div>The Giraffe Collecterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18171827822274192304noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5277089228433716597.post-69342155354082057442010-03-29T04:07:00.000-07:002010-03-29T04:07:07.180-07:00Giraffe-47<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_nyEpoyvp9HY/S7CJHvpSzrI/AAAAAAAAAH8/Iux4q1L8fFc/s1600/giraffe.bmp" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_nyEpoyvp9HY/S7CJHvpSzrI/AAAAAAAAAH8/Iux4q1L8fFc/s320/giraffe.bmp" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">No, no, this is very logical. He could only afford three flippers, so he... chopped off his leg... and... attached a twig... to his neck. Yeahhh, makes perfect sense.</div>The Giraffe Collecterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18171827822274192304noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5277089228433716597.post-66592176464174036622010-03-28T12:36:00.000-07:002010-03-28T12:36:42.868-07:00Giraffe-46I'm sorry for the lack of updates. Smack me over the head if that ever happens again. On to the giraffe.<br />
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</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_nyEpoyvp9HY/S6-vLR22ahI/AAAAAAAAAHs/3eZ0HyQ3rFI/s1600/mma.bmp" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_nyEpoyvp9HY/S6-vLR22ahI/AAAAAAAAAHs/3eZ0HyQ3rFI/s320/mma.bmp" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">Did I pronounce "giraffe" right? Honestly, the only way I could possibly see this as acceptable is if I actually pronounce it like "weird distorted palm tree thing".</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">However, if that is true, it really explains a lot.</div>The Giraffe Collecterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18171827822274192304noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5277089228433716597.post-84254459904572276332010-03-01T09:38:00.000-08:002010-03-01T09:38:27.777-08:00Giraffe-45<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div style="text-align: auto;"><div style="text-align: auto;"><div style="text-align: auto;"><br />
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<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">The body of a yorkshire terrier. The tail of a pig. The neck of a giraffe. A faceless giraffe.</div>The Giraffe Collecterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18171827822274192304noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5277089228433716597.post-77441098446529871382010-01-29T12:41:00.000-08:002010-01-29T12:41:03.604-08:00Giraffe-40-44Yes, posts are normally confined to one giraffe. But here are five giraffes drawn by the same person in a search for perfection. Sadly, this was not achieved.<br />
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</div>The bottom quarter looks like a table. There appears to be a human thumb on the torso. This is her first giraffe. It can only get better, no?<br />
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</div>N'AWWWWWWWWW. IT'S SO HAPPY! This is obviously before frustration set in.<br />
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</div>I'm not actually sure where this one came, so I'll just put it in the middle. This is when it gets angry, and when it's angry, It doesn't hulk up, it insect/dragon/eyebrows up. Aww yeahh.<br />
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</div>I like how she puts so much effort into the spots and texturing the back, but neglects simple things like legs. Or a face.<br />
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</div>And so we come to the end of this adventure. Let us leave you with this strapping, elegant and muscular final attempt. But I don't think anybody will notice as the will be far too occupied with it's lack of face. Pfft, features are <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">so</span></span> not streamlined.The Giraffe Collecterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18171827822274192304noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5277089228433716597.post-139858601132870742010-01-05T11:15:00.000-08:002010-01-05T11:15:23.740-08:00Giraffe-39<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_nyEpoyvp9HY/S0OPPk3OZWI/AAAAAAAAAGs/sQU7tWnJIyw/s1600-h/ZLas.bmp" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_nyEpoyvp9HY/S0OPPk3OZWI/AAAAAAAAAGs/sQU7tWnJIyw/s320/ZLas.bmp" /></a><br />
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</div>We're had plenty of three legged llamas and the like, but I really think that this is the first three legged bird-beaver-upside-down-head-asaurus.The Giraffe Collecterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18171827822274192304noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5277089228433716597.post-79233337807880278942010-01-04T08:04:00.000-08:002010-01-04T08:04:42.612-08:00Giraffe-38<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_nyEpoyvp9HY/S0IRXN6fusI/AAAAAAAAAGA/bBLOmXNb1Ec/s1600-h/Y.bmp" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_nyEpoyvp9HY/S0IRXN6fusI/AAAAAAAAAGA/bBLOmXNb1Ec/s320/Y.bmp" /></a><br />
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</div>Okay, this one really looks like an evil mastermind. If Voldemort was a giraffe, he'd be this one. For sure.The Giraffe Collecterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18171827822274192304noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5277089228433716597.post-15892083004885706752010-01-04T08:02:00.000-08:002010-01-04T08:02:37.684-08:00Giraffe-37<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_nyEpoyvp9HY/S0IQxps_CQI/AAAAAAAAAF4/2g5uen45oqY/s1600-h/O.bmp" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_nyEpoyvp9HY/S0IQxps_CQI/AAAAAAAAAF4/2g5uen45oqY/s320/O.bmp" /></a><br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">I don't have anything to say about this. Come on Raffi, do something stupid!<br />
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The head is okay. The rest is vandalized stone henge.The Giraffe Collecterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18171827822274192304noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5277089228433716597.post-76144081824198674522010-01-04T07:47:00.000-08:002010-01-04T07:47:48.199-08:00Giraffe-35<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_nyEpoyvp9HY/S0IM0hYT3ZI/AAAAAAAAAFo/j7XvCYDBxrs/s1600-h/K.bmp" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_nyEpoyvp9HY/S0IM0hYT3ZI/AAAAAAAAAFo/j7XvCYDBxrs/s320/K.bmp" /></a><br />
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For some reason, this one seems awfully hauty.The Giraffe Collecterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18171827822274192304noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5277089228433716597.post-47505551288967242012010-01-04T07:38:00.000-08:002010-01-04T07:38:05.580-08:00Giraffe-34<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_nyEpoyvp9HY/S0ILCnoBJpI/AAAAAAAAAFg/O5jh0TuSFy4/s1600-h/V.bmp" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_nyEpoyvp9HY/S0ILCnoBJpI/AAAAAAAAAFg/O5jh0TuSFy4/s320/V.bmp" /></a><br />
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</div>... if I was him i'd have the coolest chair. Would I trade my arms for that chair?The Giraffe Collecterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18171827822274192304noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5277089228433716597.post-80112734633670456052010-01-04T07:36:00.000-08:002010-01-04T07:36:08.539-08:00Giraffe-33<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_nyEpoyvp9HY/S0IKr_4tQ4I/AAAAAAAAAFY/_kUWjxzBph4/s1600-h/FK.bmp" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_nyEpoyvp9HY/S0IKr_4tQ4I/AAAAAAAAAFY/_kUWjxzBph4/s320/FK.bmp" /></a><br />
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</div>This one's boring.<br />
hmm...<br />
NICE FACE!The Giraffe Collecterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18171827822274192304noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5277089228433716597.post-19580311196414826692010-01-04T07:30:00.000-08:002010-01-04T07:30:42.978-08:00Giraffe-31<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_nyEpoyvp9HY/S0II_p9H78I/AAAAAAAAAFI/dVVBCVnrXx8/s1600-h/RT.bmp" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_nyEpoyvp9HY/S0II_p9H78I/AAAAAAAAAFI/dVVBCVnrXx8/s320/RT.bmp" /></a><br />
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</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">Lets see, this still doesn't look like a giraffe<br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">But it's got everything a giraffe does! SPOTS LEGS NECK<br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">I could just leave it, it doesn't look too bad.<br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">NO IT NEEDS MORE!<br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">TONGUES! THEY HAVE DISTINCTIVE TONGUES!<br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">DONE!<br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">oh... what have I done<br />
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</div>This is not just any giraffe, this is an m&s giraffe. And by that we mean that it's a three wheeled car attached to the head of a fat rabbit.The Giraffe Collecterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18171827822274192304noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5277089228433716597.post-25258431723191293222010-01-04T07:25:00.000-08:002010-01-04T07:25:05.646-08:00Giraffe-29<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_nyEpoyvp9HY/S0IIC1Qke-I/AAAAAAAAAE4/VP0KwB4O-1Y/s1600-h/B.bmp" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_nyEpoyvp9HY/S0IIC1Qke-I/AAAAAAAAAE4/VP0KwB4O-1Y/s320/B.bmp" /></a><br />
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</div>If you look at it sideways it looks like a whale. If you don't it looks like a ladle.The Giraffe Collecterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18171827822274192304noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5277089228433716597.post-64301267444716512992010-01-04T07:23:00.000-08:002010-01-04T07:23:00.451-08:00Giraffe-28<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_nyEpoyvp9HY/S0IHh56G1KI/AAAAAAAAAEw/xmfYAiyOrLA/s1600-h/Z.bmp" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_nyEpoyvp9HY/S0IHh56G1KI/AAAAAAAAAEw/xmfYAiyOrLA/s320/Z.bmp" /></a><br />
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</div>It's not a giraffe, it's a skateboard ramp. But at least he looks happy about it.The Giraffe Collecterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18171827822274192304noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5277089228433716597.post-54693394487386507312010-01-04T07:21:00.000-08:002010-01-04T07:21:00.636-08:00Giraffe-27<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_nyEpoyvp9HY/S0IHHqaxtSI/AAAAAAAAAEo/Xx9sKvI1OvI/s1600-h/%5B.bmp" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_nyEpoyvp9HY/S0IHHqaxtSI/AAAAAAAAAEo/Xx9sKvI1OvI/s320/%5B.bmp" /></a><br />
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</div>The bottom half is a tree.The Giraffe Collecterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18171827822274192304noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5277089228433716597.post-35004158857691581142009-12-23T14:10:00.000-08:002009-12-23T14:10:05.025-08:00Giraffe-26<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_nyEpoyvp9HY/SzKU_vRE3BI/AAAAAAAAAD8/qG3U80mgI-Y/s1600-h/String-raffe.bmp" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_nyEpoyvp9HY/SzKU_vRE3BI/AAAAAAAAAD8/qG3U80mgI-Y/s320/String-raffe.bmp" /></a><br />
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</div>It seems to be a jellyfish. Attached to the head of a great dane. With string.The Giraffe Collecterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18171827822274192304noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5277089228433716597.post-39293774941861117092009-12-23T14:06:00.000-08:002009-12-23T14:06:18.148-08:00Giraffe-25<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_nyEpoyvp9HY/SzKT-LYB8xI/AAAAAAAAADs/AAJrfFUtl9I/s1600-h/Fangraffe.bmp" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_nyEpoyvp9HY/SzKT-LYB8xI/AAAAAAAAADs/AAJrfFUtl9I/s320/Fangraffe.bmp" /></a><br />
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I've finally discovered how snakes are born. They grow from gloves.The Giraffe Collecterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18171827822274192304noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5277089228433716597.post-66479944356496914582009-12-23T13:36:00.000-08:002009-12-23T13:36:45.320-08:00Giraffe-23<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_nyEpoyvp9HY/SzKM3vhkouI/AAAAAAAAADc/RbHQRM0Fr44/s1600-h/cloudraffe.bmp" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_nyEpoyvp9HY/SzKM3vhkouI/AAAAAAAAADc/RbHQRM0Fr44/s320/cloudraffe.bmp" /></a><br />
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Let me tell you why one never sees a flying giraffe. Once they get into the air, well, they fade into clouds. And that's the truth.The Giraffe Collecterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18171827822274192304noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5277089228433716597.post-91561703168445529542009-12-23T10:32:00.000-08:002009-12-23T10:32:02.954-08:00Giraffe-22<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_nyEpoyvp9HY/SzJhbgpihaI/AAAAAAAAADU/7j5ec2Q6NH8/s1600-h/whargarraffe.bmp" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_nyEpoyvp9HY/SzJhbgpihaI/AAAAAAAAADU/7j5ec2Q6NH8/s320/whargarraffe.bmp" /></a><br />
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</div>It has been long disputed what noise a giraffe makes. However, I am fairly certain that this one is capable of a rousing<br />
<div style="text-align: center;">"WHARMARLARBLEKARTURTURFULURKLE"<br />
</div><div style="text-align: left;">Can't you tell?<br />
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</div>Run Raffi run!<br />
Run from the mocking commentary, don't let it catch you!<br />
"You only have two legs"<br />
WHAMM. Too late, it caught you.The Giraffe Collecterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18171827822274192304noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5277089228433716597.post-55781546358306056012009-12-23T10:16:00.001-08:002009-12-23T10:16:24.591-08:00Giraffe-20<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_nyEpoyvp9HY/SzJeSEQMhjI/AAAAAAAAADE/E1kKNrmzveI/s1600-h/llamaraffe.bmp" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_nyEpoyvp9HY/SzJeSEQMhjI/AAAAAAAAADE/E1kKNrmzveI/s320/llamaraffe.bmp" /></a><br />
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</div><div style="text-align: left;">The three legged llama. Is that a seventies dance move?<br />
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