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It seems to be a jellyfish. Attached to the head of a great dane. With string.

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It has fangs. And it looks angry. Are you terrified yet?

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I've finally discovered how snakes are born. They grow from gloves.

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Let me tell you why one never sees a flying giraffe. Once they get into the air, well, they fade into clouds. And that's the truth.

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It has been long disputed what noise a giraffe makes. However, I am fairly certain that this one is capable of a rousing

"WHARMARLARBLEKARTURTURFULURKLE"

Can't you tell?

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Run Raffi run!
Run from the mocking commentary, don't let it catch you!
"You only have two legs"
WHAMM. Too late, it caught you.

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The three legged llama. Is that a seventies dance move?